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" There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart "

" I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. "

" You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. "

"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely "

" Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

 
 
 
 

 

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"When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man."
~ Unknown

" A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted."

~ Helen Rowland 

" To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess."
~ H.L. Mencken

" Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else."

George Bernard Shaw

" The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it."
~ Israel Zangwill

" Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it."

~ Jerome K. Jerome

“ Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. "
~ Anthony Trollope

"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
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~ - John Barrymore

" True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. "
~ Erich Segal

" That love at first sight should happen to me, was Life's most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool."

~ Charles Boyer

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