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" There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart "

" I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. "

" You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. "

"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely "

" Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

 
 
 
 

 

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"Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base metal; she will not even bite it to see if it is good; all she notices is the size of it, not the quality." 
~ Hellfire Hotchkiss

" Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."

~ Cathy Carlyle 

" The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."
~ Natalie Wood

" Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

Woody Allen

" Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
~ Woody Allen

" A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one."

~ Mae West

“ Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look."
~ Unknown

" Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."

~ Lynda Barry

" Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated."
~ Unknown

" To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

~ Helen Rowland

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