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" In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." 
~ Woody Allen

" I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."

~ Unknown 

" I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen."
~ Unknown

" Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence."

Unknown

" A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
~ Milton Berle

" A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single."

~ Unknown

“ The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once.”
~ Unknown

" Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

~ George Burns

" Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success."
~ Jim Backus

" My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."

~ Jimmy Durante

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