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" Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

 
 
 
 

 

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" Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
~ Ambrose Bierce

" A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor 

" Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others."
~ Oscar Wilde

" The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman."

Coleridge

" Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
~ Phyllis Diller

" If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

~ Unknown

“ Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
~ Albert Einstein

" Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

~ Anonymous

" Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city."
~ George Burns

" I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."

~ Patrick Murray

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