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" There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart "

" I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. "

" You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. "

"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely "

" Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

 
 
 
 

 

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" An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older.”
~ Unknown

" It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced."

~ Unknown 

" I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
~ Rita Rudner

" Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."

Dorothy Parker

" The body, she says, is subject to the forces of gravity. But the soul is ruled by levity, pure."
~ Saul Bellow

" It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses."

~ Mrs. Patrick Campbell

“ The sincerest love is the love of food.”
~ Bernard Shaw

" Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it."

~ Josh Billings

" When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is."
~ Unknown

" When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."

~ Unknown

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